BIRTHDAY REFLECTIONS

As I sit this morning having coffee , i was reflecting on this years birthday and had to chuckle at the unexpected adventures the universe tosses us , ....The arabic world is not as it seems , they are the most loving , kind ,generous..... give u the french
3 cheeks kiss , all family and good friends do 4 kiss . You may only use tounge if shrouded in darkness i am told . I am learning some basic fundamental arabic words to comunicate and be polite , and I am teaching them things like hoocie mama, and okie dokie, and some spanish, hola, senora , and everyone here says bonjour, everyone is walking around with french bread baguettes and susan says then u stick it in watever is available .... I said excuse me ? She meant to carry items . If they don't like something they say no fonky donkey in broken english ,like bad donkey....well ok . Last night I learned to dance the classic mans wedding dance ,for what im not sure but they were drinking...and im clearly gay. I was told to keep my terrma (ass) still, while i do the dance ,, trying to add that flair to a rather boring dance. The next day We are riding in the car  looking at the terre  and sand and goats and an occasional mosque and olive tree ,and listening to the BeeGees go shorty , bday  song OMG on my birthday, there were gifts and a cake later ,, it was an amazing birthday