Channeling MJ

so i had a dream last night that a friend came up to me and passed me a note at a party , i kinda think my friend is cute so i was very curious as to the note so i went to the bathroom to read it in privacy. when i locked the door and unfolded it i was very surprised as to the contents .... it said " i know this sounds strange to you Michael , but i know you admired M Jacksons creative brilliance and i have acquired is direct number in the Afterlife  and he told me you could call him". Wow i thought and i guess with his money it was not a surprise that he had a toll free number. I folded it back up and tucked it safely in my bag and went back out into the party . I winked and thanked my friend for the special note, and he responded by saying; "call him". After a few days i found the note in my pocket and i wondered just what would happen if i dialed the number..... so of coarse you know what i did next ....So to my surprise someone answered its was a lovely lady that sounded like she was from the south, she asked who i was calling for and i responded its michael for michael and she said "of coarse it is"
she said can i put u on hold for a moment and i said yes maaaam , then all of a sudden i heard "escapade" by his sister and i thought wow is this for real???? then a voice came on the line and said , "hello michael its MJ im running out the door to a nail appointment but i have a minute how can i help you? i said i wanted him to share with me his creative brilliance and he said" thank you , i will send you as much as u want and to call or channel him anytime for advice" . i thanked with all my heart and said i was so flattered that he would take the time to speak with me. "is there anything else  i can help you with?" i thought quickly hmmmmmmmm  fashion advice...NO child rearing? NO hairstyle tips? NO plastic surgeons telephone number HELL NO .
"no i said just your talent and creativity that so many admire and will miss" he giggled and said; "dont worry  there are many brilliant people in the world they just need for you to encourage them , i must run now thank you for calling ...." . "Thank you and pick purple polish it would be a good color for you " i stated , and he said "well you would know! chat soon .....BYE "