The secret powers of small fluffy dogs

I knew I wanted a small, cute, easy-traveling, black dog. Ha! little did I know when Nigel showed up in my xmas stocking, what was in store for me and the world.

He has become the favorite dog I've ever had. Sorry to all those dogs that came before, but the truth hurts. You should have thought of that before you chewed up my Gucci flip flops, Honey!

Nigel is sweet and well-behaved. He's a great snuggler and listens very well. But a very different talent emerged as soon as he was old enough to venture out with me.

Suddenly, men began appearing out of nowhere, squealing about how cute he was. Now that he has grown up and figured out how to really milk all that luxuriant fluffyness for attention, he is an unstoppable man magnet! With so much adorableness on a leash no one is immune; I now have the perfect ice breaker. And If there is any question in men's minds about whether I am gay or not, the small, black, overly-groomed Pomeranian speaks volumes, no?

What kind of dog is that? What's his name? What's YOUR name? Oh, suddenly there is so much to talk about! I can explain where his name came from, ask if they have a dog...

Nigel gets yogurt for breakfast, prefers veggies over meat, and has six kinds of treats. He is totally loved and spoiled, just in case you hadn't already figured that out. So for now he is my best friend, until till Mr. Right shows up, and when he does, he'd better not be allergic to dogs!